Went A Kitchen Potty

Today i nearly burnt the whole of the flat down. I tell thee, no one should ever let me use the cooker when i'm sleepy. I put the chips into the oven at around 5pm and went back to my room to watch RINGS - the mini movie on the Not so Special Edition of The Ring - and after that was finished i watched the DONT WATCH THIS part. And i fell asleep half way through it. Waking up 2 hours later to a foul smell in my room thinking, "What the fuck is someone burning". Two minutes later i thought to myself

"Wait, i have some chips in the oven.....and there's a smell of burning....SHIT!"

i'm so slow when ive jsut woken running to the kitchen through the thick smoke in the hallway, and finding that the cooker was giving off this really BLACK smoke that i was already beginning to choke. I opened the oven door and i was thrown back by the big cloud of black smoke that bellowed out of the oven, looking at the chips that were now like sticks of carcoal. I'm sure you could do do a drawing with it. So i chucked the chips out of the window (whereas would i put them?) and turned the oven off and put the extractor fan and left the kitchen.