25 March 2005
24 March 2005
Deep Seas Hooker is pretty funny
this site is full of Hallo goodness, so have fun. some of my favourites are:
- yes and i am the walrus Coo Coo Ka Chu
- fresh is always best
- hey mom im just going down to cowpoo to buy your Christmas present then i'm popping to bullshit to gets Dads, i wont be gone long
- i supposrt my "socks" life too thanks for caring
- "i loves me drugs"
- where you get the best cramps in the world
- huh? how fresh is this stuff?
- holy water in a can!
喂跟你人。我会就像一样为了告知你那今天 - 3 月的第 24 个是全国性的喂日。苍蝇国民喂旗今天和每月的每第 24 个。以及欢迎更加喂那你在街上明白 - 传统 祝贺是：“喂 TU 紫杉”
To Lee Lauren, Louise, Richard and Twitch:
Hello to you people. I would just like to inform you that today - The 24th of March is national Hallo day. Fly the national Hallo flag today and every 24th of every month. And greet all the hallos that you see in the street - excepted greeting is: "HALLO TU YEW"
23 March 2005
22 March 2005
"Sword man shot dead by police"
oh my god, the police had guns on them? I didn't even think that police in this country carried guns.
News story at
What drives a guy to do that kind of thing? Okay so i'm not a psycho so i wouldn't know what actually would lead someone to do that. But let's face it - it's something we don't even expect a madman to do - or at least i don't.
When will Hull get the coverage it deserves?
Found another article on it, this time it's a little more amusing - or at least as amusing as this kind of story gets.
i particularly enjoyed the bit were people are deciding whether it was a sword or a gun. Cos you know they both look a like. Or is just me that's picturing Uma Thurman with a Samauri Sword
Thanks to Holly for informing about this exciting news, it's almost as good as the time there was a murder in my village and there was a police chase which led to the Humber Bridge where the guy jumped off the bridge. Oh ill have to look for that article now
It was hilarious, or as i'd normally say - well funny.
That wasn't the only haircut we gave him though - we dyed it and we completely shaved his head with a bic razor - which took bloody ages but the result wasn't that bad in the end, he still had to go to hairdressers to get it fixed but still, the inverted mohawk was pretty funny. Except his Dad's reaction. :-)
Of course, though, these where dont when we we're all drunk.
I am all for Daniel Bedingfield and i love him (not like you Louise) and his music but i just thought this was going a bit too far - in my eyes. Does "God" really have the internet to check the prayer forum? Something to think about.
If you wanna check it out here's the link
21 March 2005
We learnt that Miss Cruz doesn't stop panicking when a plane she was on, was in crash landing mode, even when she's numbing the pain (mental of course) of it all in the airport bar. At this point Jonathan Ross, butted in and said "Stop, we know your on the ground, your safe, shut up already, we get it. Get over it!"
How rude was Jonathan to her?!?!
To treat your guest like that - wow, there's something irregular going on there. Is Jonathan Ross getting to big for his own show?
In Empire (APRIL 2005), they said, in relation to Penelope Cruz "With an unebbing passion to take on as wide a range of roles as possible, it can be only a matter of time until the 30 year old surpasses her best friend - Salma Hayek - as Hollywood's premier Latin lovely"
In my eyes, Penelope has surpassed Salma already - being in such great films as "Woman On Top" "Vanilla Sky" "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" and "Blow" to name a few.
Thoughts on her Hollywood status?
Have a look at the "Art Work" link
Sequels. Don't you just love to hate them. Take Final Destination 2 - its a pure comedic film coming from a teen horror film. I mean, can anyone EVER get the sequel equation right??
If you feel you have been suspended in error or want to appeal this decision by providing additional information, please contact us "
I AM SO MAD AT THE MINUTE - HENCE THE CAPS
EBAY HAS SUSPENDED ME OVER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED AGES AGO THAT WAS RESOLVED AGES AGO TOO.
AND NOW I CANT GET ONTO THE ACCOUNT COS ITS SUSPENDED TO SEE WHAT ADDRESS TO SEND AN ITEM TO THAT I RECEIVED PAYMENT FOR TODAY
HOW CAN I WIN THIS SITUATION - I CANT
OKAY A PUBLIC BOYCOTT I FEEL IS IN ORDER FOR EBAY - HOLLY I KNOW YOULL BE UP FOR THIS - TECHNICALLY I HAVE BEEN BOYCOTTING ODEON SINCE LIKE DECEMBER
WHICH WILL REMAIN UNTIL THEY GET COMFY SEATS LIKE VUE OR THEY GIVE ME A JOB FOR THE SUMMER - EITHER WILL DO
(todays quote is from the mutant enemy monster that is at the end of every buffy episode)
She entertained the world. A Lot.
Oh how i miss this show! Every week getting the video off either Holly or Abbi, dibs to both of you, and now that part of my life, like so many other parts (to be blogged about later i feel), is over. Only the memories survive in me.
May Buffy remain deep in my hearts and many others - Hey Holly, you better not EVER forget about her!!!!! Even on your death bed! I want her to be your last thoughts. And i'll be watching from whether i am.
To to celebrate the best TV show that ever did grace our screens - My blog is going to feature something to do with Buffy every time i post - in the form of quotes or episode titles as the titles of my blogs i will be posting.
So have fun with the quotes.
20 March 2005
Okay so its the first days (literally) so hopefully i'll start beuilding the mains for it this week and then by April 2005 it should be up and running normally.