21 May 2005

We've Gotta Speed It Up, and We've Gotta Slow It Down

If you're planning on having you very own Eurovision Party download you very own score card here and you too can be saying "Hello Kiev, these are the results from the English jury. Douze points go to _______ entry"

i love the voting part - its the only part i like watching - cos EVERY YEAR im like WHAT THE FUCK GIVE US THE FUCKING POINTS THEY SUCKED - DONT BE WORRIED OVER GERMANY BOMBING BE AFRAID OF US OUR PRESIDENT IS BUSH DONT U FORGET IT"
ah good times. i think lorraine kelly did the British scores last year. HaHa that was funny. And there is alwasy two realy bad presenters that muck up something and then somthing goes wrong with the live links and they have to ad lib and they noramlly do "Oh i love you co presenter im madly in love with you and i want to take you roughly from behind" Ye dude, like you haven't already during the ad breaks" and its always nice to know that Terry Wogan has a job for life. He starts on saying "get yourself a cup of tea, we're in for a long night" and he'll say like "Oh i think the haircut of the performer is a bit too conservative for the likes of some of these countries" and things like "Keep watching theres a bit of Eastern European leg being flashed soon" and "oh and we've still got 23 countries to go". i love it. I'll be watching hopefully - if the live streaming on the web goes well. Come on Javine!! And if not here come on Albania, Spain or Malta

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