SURPRISE

Wishing a happy birthday to Holly Tina Louise Roach on her 20th birthday.
I swear the present is on the way - well i havent begun to make it yet, but GREAT things come to those who wait. Plus it's like being Jewish - spreading the presents and all.

Nightmares

Louise thought this was well funny.

The Yoko Factor

So today is Hallo Day, and there's no better way to celebrate it than to link Hallo stuff. Keeper found this for me

http://www.engrish.com/

Deep Seas Hooker is pretty funny

this site is full of Hallo goodness, so have fun. some of my favourites are:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=i-am-potato.jpg&category=Buildings&date=2004-11-16

- yes and i am the walrus Coo Coo Ka Chu

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=fresh-fanny.jpg&category=Buildings&date=2004-08-03

- fresh is always best

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=cowpoo.jpg&category=Buildings&date=2004-04-02

- hey mom im just going down to cowpoo to buy your Christmas present then i'm popping to bullshit to gets Dads, i wont be gone long

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=sockslife.jpg&category=Buildings&date=2004-02-24

- i supposrt my "socks" life too thanks for caring

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=lovedrugs.jpg&category=Buildings&date=2003-10-06

- "i loves me drugs"

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=sexycramp.jpg&category=Buildings&date=2003-04-02

- where you get the best cramps in the world

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=bj-coffee.jpg&category=Drinks&date=2002-09-17

- huh? how fresh is this stuff?

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=postwater1.jpg&category=Drinks&date=1997-04-05

- holy water in a can!

HALLO TU YEW

跟李·劳伦，路易丝，理查德和抽搐：

喂跟你人。我会就像一样为了告知你那今天 - 3 月的第 24 个是全国性的喂日。苍蝇国民喂旗今天和每月的每第 24 个。以及欢迎更加喂那你在街上明白 - 传统 祝贺是：“喂 TU 紫杉”

詹姆士

translation:

To Lee Lauren, Louise, Richard and Twitch:

Hello to you people. I would just like to inform you that today - The 24th of March is national Hallo day. Fly the national Hallo flag today and every 24th of every month. And greet all the hallos that you see in the street - excepted greeting is: "HALLO TU YEW"

James

Grave

This is a picture i like from The White Stripes Sleeve, i forget which album it came from but i'll investigate.

Wrecked

Just for you Lou on Hallo Day

When She Was Bad

It is said in Japan that when someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage, a curse is left behind. It never forgets and it never forgives

Restless

Today i watched The Village, and ill be blogging about the idea of creating your very own social order soon

End Of Days

Help

I saw an interesting documentary this evening called SKINT on BBC one, it was about Pawn Brokers. There was this one guy that was selling the Big Issue to feed his kid, and he was telling us how he goes to this shop where he gets all the food for cheaper than what you'll ever find in the supermarkets, and he got really exicted over the fact that his son was going to get some grapes. I felt really sorry, and i don't know whether i should feel that or not, maybe he doesn't want me to feel sorry? It almost inspired me to go to Birmingham and buy the big issue off him, but alas i'll just have to buy it off some random. There's a big difference between beggers and people who are trying to do something to earn the money - and i respect the latter. So i call upon you all to buy the Big Issue next time someone on the street says "Big Issue Sir?" or "Big Issue Maam?" Help thy neighbour, don't walk on by.

Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been

My mission if i choose to except it - to sell two Subway T-Shirts on Ebay. Any guesses to how much i'll get for them?




Boycott Subway! The sandwiches actually are not as healthly and fresh as they make out.

Lessons

Just trying something out with my blog, experimenting if you want.




ah the humber bridge - from the beach of Hessle.

Becoming

Hull hits the headlines again for all the wrong reasons!

"Sword man shot dead by police"

oh my god, the police had guns on them? I didn't even think that police in this country carried guns.

News story at

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/4371071.stm

What drives a guy to do that kind of thing? Okay so i'm not a psycho so i wouldn't know what actually would lead someone to do that. But let's face it - it's something we don't even expect a madman to do - or at least i don't.

When will Hull get the coverage it deserves?

Found another article on it, this time it's a little more amusing - or at least as amusing as this kind of story gets.

http://www.express.co.uk/story.html?story=1

i particularly enjoyed the bit were people are deciding whether it was a sword or a gun. Cos you know they both look a like. Or is just me that's picturing Uma Thurman with a Samauri Sword



Thanks to Holly for informing about this exciting news, it's almost as good as the time there was a murder in my village and there was a police chase which led to the Humber Bridge where the guy jumped off the bridge. Oh ill have to look for that article now

Smashed

Oh my god, i totally forgot about this, but it's been nearly a full year since Pete, Steve, Jon and I cut Stu's hair for him. It was a kind of seasonal haircut i suppose you could say. All i'll say is Hot Cross Bun. Check out the picture of it at:

http://www.geocities.com/stualdus/hair.html

It was hilarious, or as i'd normally say - well funny.

That wasn't the only haircut we gave him though - we dyed it and we completely shaved his head with a bic razor - which took bloody ages but the result wasn't that bad in the end, he still had to go to hairdressers to get it fixed but still, the inverted mohawk was pretty funny. Except his Dad's reaction. :-)

Of course, though, these where dont when we we're all drunk.

Touched

Ok is it just me or is it wierd that there's a prayer site for Daniel Bedingfield

I am all for Daniel Bedingfield and i love him (not like you Louise) and his music but i just thought this was going a bit too far - in my eyes. Does "God" really have the internet to check the prayer forum? Something to think about.

If you wanna check it out here's the link

http://www.phpbber.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=pfd

Listening To Fear

Did anyone see Jonathan Ross the other night with the interview with Penelope Cruz?

We learnt that Miss Cruz doesn't stop panicking when a plane she was on, was in crash landing mode, even when she's numbing the pain (mental of course) of it all in the airport bar. At this point Jonathan Ross, butted in and said "Stop, we know your on the ground, your safe, shut up already, we get it. Get over it!"
How rude was Jonathan to her?!?!

To treat your guest like that - wow, there's something irregular going on there. Is Jonathan Ross getting to big for his own show?

In Empire (APRIL 2005), they said, in relation to Penelope Cruz "With an unebbing passion to take on as wide a range of roles as possible, it can be only a matter of time until the 30 year old surpasses her best friend - Salma Hayek - as Hollywood's premier Latin lovely"
In my eyes, Penelope has surpassed Salma already - being in such great films as "Woman On Top" "Vanilla Sky" "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" and "Blow" to name a few.

Thoughts on her Hollywood status?

I Only Have Eyes For You

"Photography is a massively important artform that has permeated all levels of modern society. We see photography in newspapers, in magazines, on websites, on our walls, in frames on our desks and dressers, and in art galleries. Whether it's a lucky snapshots or meticulously planned capture, a photograph can captivate human interest and attention so profoundly. A picture is worth a thousand words, it is said. That's not always the truth. A picture can say only a few words and a picture can write a novel. That's all up to the artist behind the shutter."

Have a look at the "Art Work" link

Doppelgangland

Hey i was surfing on empireonline and i came across this.

Sequels. Don't you just love to hate them. Take Final Destination 2 - its a pure comedic film coming from a teen horror film. I mean, can anyone EVER get the sequel equation right??

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/news/newsstory.asp?news_id=16642

Grr Argh!

"You have been suspended from eBay because our records indicate your account was involved in activities that violate our policies.
If you feel you have been suspended in error or want to appeal this decision by providing additional information, please contact us "

I AM SO MAD AT THE MINUTE - HENCE THE CAPS

EBAY HAS SUSPENDED ME OVER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED AGES AGO THAT WAS RESOLVED AGES AGO TOO.

AND NOW I CANT GET ONTO THE ACCOUNT COS ITS SUSPENDED TO SEE WHAT ADDRESS TO SEND AN ITEM TO THAT I RECEIVED PAYMENT FOR TODAY

HOW CAN I WIN THIS SITUATION - I CANT

OKAY A PUBLIC BOYCOTT I FEEL IS IN ORDER FOR EBAY - HOLLY I KNOW YOULL BE UP FOR THIS - TECHNICALLY I HAVE BEEN BOYCOTTING ODEON SINCE LIKE DECEMBER

WHICH WILL REMAIN UNTIL THEY GET COMFY SEATS LIKE VUE OR THEY GIVE ME A JOB FOR THE SUMMER - EITHER WILL DO

(todays quote is from the mutant enemy monster that is at the end of every buffy episode)

I'm Buffy... The Vampire Slayer, and you are?

Buffy The Vampire Slayer
R.I.P
1997-2003
She entertained the world. A Lot.

Oh how i miss this show! Every week getting the video off either Holly or Abbi, dibs to both of you, and now that part of my life, like so many other parts (to be blogged about later i feel), is over. Only the memories survive in me.
May Buffy remain deep in my hearts and many others - Hey Holly, you better not EVER forget about her!!!!! Even on your death bed! I want her to be your last thoughts. And i'll be watching from whether i am.
To to celebrate the best TV show that ever did grace our screens - My blog is going to feature something to do with Buffy every time i post - in the form of quotes or episode titles as the titles of my blogs i will be posting.
So have fun with the quotes.

Welcome To The Hellmouth

Hey this is my first post and hopefully people will be reading this in the future. Because after all what is writing if it isn't going to be read?
Okay so its the first days (literally) so hopefully i'll start beuilding the mains for it this week and then by April 2005 it should be up and running normally.